Tuesday, 20 September 2016

Week 37: Good Old Shepherd's Pie

The book: How To Cheat At Cooking (Delia Smith)

The recipe: p. 98, "Good Old Shepherd's Pie"

Ah, excellent! I'd actually been hoping something like this might come up - it's one of the flagship recipes from Delia's controversial How To Cheat At Cooking tome, attracting media attention at the time for the expensive shortcuts it espoused (and the subsequent spike in M&S tinned mince sales).

It's housed in a section of the book entitled "Uncool: What Mums Used To Make", which immediately sets my teeth on edge (besides, my mum was all about the bobotie call), and the "Good Old" prefix to the recipe certainly doesn't help matters.


"Everybody loves shepherd’s pie, but few have the time to make it… until now!" is the assertion made by Delia in the intro to this recipe, but is that really true? It's a dish that involves multiple steps, sure, but we're hardly talking a lakeful of meringue swans here, and I'm quite happy to spend an hour assembling a shepherd's pie on a lazy Sunday - tasks like browning the mince or boiling and mashing the potatoes may be moderately time-consuming, but they're not exactly taxing on the brain or the kind of thing that requires continuous attention.

Still, I suppose this is aimed more at busy working folk who fancy a bit of lamb and mash action of a weeknight, so let's take it in that spirit (and overlook the grating tweeness of the presentation) and see what Delia has in store to make our lives easier this time.

The prep: One of the key premises of How To Cheat At Cooking is that it not only points out the shortcuts to take, but tells you specifically which brand to buy in each case. In the interests of Random Kitchen integrity, I try my best to meet Delia's demands, albeit without travelling beyond the borders of Lewisham (because that would be ridiculous in a way that the Random Kitchen project as a whole apparently isn't).

For the most part, I'm successful: Tesco is happy to provide me with a bag of ready-prepared diced mixed carrot and swede (as if the Sainsbury's version wouldn't have sufficed, Delia), while that (in)famous Marks & Spencer tinned lamb is also easy enough to find, although I have to pay through the nose for two smaller grandmother-tins due to some less than ideal stocking choices at our local branch.


I have to compromise and accept own-brand frozen mashed potato instead of Aunt Bessie's, while the recipe kindly allows me the alternative of using a fresh onion instead of buying a bag of frozen diced onion just for the occasion. Whereas ready-grated cheese goes without saying in our lazy household anyway, so that's a Delia time saving I'm certainly not going to argue with.

Oh, and then there's the leeks.

Let's just dwell on that for a moment. Leeks. In a shepherd's pie. And I don't mean instead of the onion in the filling, which I could get behind - Delia wants me to sprinkle them on top of the potato before the cheese goes on top. Leeks. As part of the topping. This isn't a normal thing, right? And yet at no point does she attempt to explain or justify this ingredient - it's clearly one of her things, because it crops up in her non-cheat version of the recipe too.

Leeks, man. In a shepherd's pie. I'm going to need some time to get on board with this.

The making: This ought to be fairly concise or the book really isn't doing its job.

Oil is heated in a pan, then the chopped onion and diced carrot and swede are added and cooked for five minutes until softened and starting to brown a little. The minced lamb - which, I'm afraid, does rather resemble dog food - is added along with some thyme and cinnamon, then this mixture is transferred to a baking dish.

The "discs" of frozen mash (in the own-brand variant, they're shaped more like chipolata sausages) are arranged atop the filling, then the finely chopped leeks - I am still not okay with this, Delia - are scattered on top and the grated Cheddar is applied.

And that's it. Quick and simple, as I suppose it should be. The dish goes into the oven and comes out looking pretty okay for a cheat's variant:


And actually, for all my leek-related protests, it does give the dish a pleasingly rustic and textured look, doesn't it?

The eating: Delia's serving suggestion is "a bag of ready-shredded spring greens". Since the oven's going on anyway, I do some garlic-roasted broccoli - I hope she'll forgive me the two whole minutes I wasted on chopping the broccoli into florets rather than using frozen.

As much as I might want to, I can't altogether dispute the success of this (ahem) "Good Old Shepherd's Pie". It's really quite different to the standard Good Housekeeping recipe I've relied on for years, with flavour twists provided not only by the leeks, but also by the swede, thyme and cinnamon. It all makes for a slightly more complex and layered flavour experience, but I feel like that's missing the point slightly - surely all you want from shepherd's pie is that immediate, comforting rush of mince and potato and cheese IN YOUR FACE.


There's also the inevitable problem - first encountered back in Week 7 - of excess saltiness when using several ready-made ingredients, and the dog food minced lamb certainly suffers from this. It's not particularly easy on the pocket either, but then neither is fresh lamb mince, and all the other shortcut ingredients are pretty cheap and cheerful so I'm not going to complain too much.

While we're busy destroying Delia's worldview, I'd say the time savings can also be disputed to an extent when you still need to cook the vegetables and all, though fast-forwarding the mince-browning and potato-boiling-and-mashing phases probably shouldn't be sniffed at. I think I'd happily compromise on using frozen mash but fresh mince in future, and those diced vegetables are definitely worth 50p of anyone's money.

At the end of the day, though, this is just a slightly easier way of making a slightly saltier, slightly more expensive shepherd's pie - and like the last time we encountered this book, I find myself wondering why you wouldn't just buy a frozen shepherd's pie and be done with it.

For the final word, then, we return to the introduction to the recipe. I quote: "You won't believe this one until you try it - nothing short of sensational, I would say." I've tried it, I believe it... and I would say it's fine. I reckon Delia's hyperbole needs to go the same way as that minced lamb: canned.

One-word verdict: Adequate.

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